Top 10 Reasons Brett Favre Came Out of Retirement by David Letterman

David Letterman looked at the lighter side of the un-retirement of Brett Favre. Letterman poked fun at Favre during his monologue (see below) and the Top 10 list.

Now, with that signature drum roll, here are the "Top 10 Reasons Brett Favre Came Out of Retirement":

10 - Blew his savings on a two-day taco binge.

9 - No reason to stay home every day now that "Guiding Light" has been canceled.

8 - Worried Obama's death panels might try to take him out.

7 - In this economy, someone offers you a job, you grab it.

6 - Wants to raise and then dash hopes of another city's fans.

5 - Couldn't' take another trip to Pottery Barn with his wife.

4 - Lured by a lucrative contract and free jar of Icy Hot.

3 - Concussions made me krazy!

2 - Who could resist chance to spend glorious winter in Minnesota?

1 - Oh, oh, wait. He just retired again.